It IS Wednesday.
Yesterday I went to the doctor, routine check-up stuff, you know, blood pressure, height, weight, etc.
Blood pressure's fine. Height? I'm 5'2"! Even a little over! Man, I must've really been slouching when Walla Walla measured me at 5'1&1/4". Then, weight.
I have good friends. They tell me I look good, sexy, even tiny. And yes, my clothing sizes make some jealous. I wear smaller sizes 'cause I'm SHORT. My calculated BMI is .16 away from overweight. That's, like, two cupcakes away from being officially fat.
Sooooo I sold my old desk top and used the money to join a gym with the goal of losing a certain amount by Christmas. DAAAANG. Okay. Personal trainers are ridiculously expensive. I don't have one. I'm worried.
After I graduated UCA weighing the most I've ever weighed, I've been constantly hoping to becomes super fit and slim. Hoping. I've never succeeded. Ever. I've been a member at various gyms before, taking classes...yeah. I'm so scared I'll fail again without a trainer. I don't know how to work out. Yes, I have watched more weight-loss shows than most people probably should, but I still don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Aaaagh. I don't like this. At all. I need a job. Please, Universe, smile on me today!
Blood pressure's fine. Height? I'm 5'2"! Even a little over! Man, I must've really been slouching when Walla Walla measured me at 5'1&1/4". Then, weight.
I have good friends. They tell me I look good, sexy, even tiny. And yes, my clothing sizes make some jealous. I wear smaller sizes 'cause I'm SHORT. My calculated BMI is .16 away from overweight. That's, like, two cupcakes away from being officially fat.
Sooooo I sold my old desk top and used the money to join a gym with the goal of losing a certain amount by Christmas. DAAAANG. Okay. Personal trainers are ridiculously expensive. I don't have one. I'm worried.
After I graduated UCA weighing the most I've ever weighed, I've been constantly hoping to becomes super fit and slim. Hoping. I've never succeeded. Ever. I've been a member at various gyms before, taking classes...yeah. I'm so scared I'll fail again without a trainer. I don't know how to work out. Yes, I have watched more weight-loss shows than most people probably should, but I still don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Aaaagh. I don't like this. At all. I need a job. Please, Universe, smile on me today!
posted by Darcy at 11:49 AM
2 Comments:
agh i feel the same way too. i'm a member of the gym and i dont even go :(
hehe! "That's like, two cupcakes away from being officially fat". That made me smile. But seriously, you ARE HEALTHY, which is what really matters, and the cherry on top is that you look really good. Just keep working out and your body will do the rest!
Post a Comment
<< Home